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Blame It On Saskatchewan (Disdrukted Queerbec Drivehers)

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Blame it on Saskatchewan
The problems of today
Those potash wells are burning
Those conservative punks they died

Don’t talk on your cell phone
While you’re driving drunk
The liquor stores they close at 21:00
Those roads will suck your pickup
Right into the tree, it’s a damn good thing there’s only one way to

Blame it on Saskatchewan
Denial is the key
Ignorance is the lock
There is no begging down in Moose Jaw
It’s not a welfare state (it’s a province!)
That Wendy’s (wind is?) smoking hot

Stop burning veggie oil
In your tractor, Joe
While your drive on Monsanto**
The disability of the B.O.P. valve
Test it while it fails, to

Blame it on Saskatchewan
In coveralls - our troops,
Burning cattle at the trough:

Watch “stubble jumpers” hopping
West for so much more
They just come back for a lay (over)
Their doctors take patients, and
Like Alberta beef, they slaughter “peacefully.”

(it’s no wonder why we)
Blame it on Saskatchewan
The Tar sands way up there, and
Plumbers know what runs downhill.

Don’t get me wrong,
The economy’s strong
While we “smoke the pipe”,
But if you want to know
How the north shouldn’t go
Head to Texas and pray they can’t

Blame it on Saskatchewan
The pump jacks left behind
Just don’t take away our right
(wing family)
In Quebec, it’s illegal
To march through the street***
Come on, citizens applaud
Send in your best tear gas
To support OUR troops, why not kill abroad?

I caught a rubber bullet
Square in my left nut,
It was a right-wing vasectomy
That I can blame on “a politician”
The blood lines that they throw, so
Here is your new show:

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Davē Noël Black Edmonton, Alberta

db is a "delightfully weird" fine artist, an advocate for OPM and a recovering narcissist.

Currently on academic probation, he looks forward to his future career as a student, hoping to obtain a triple doctorate in Underwater Economics, Musicological Fractals and Poli-Techs, however he’s not holding his breath.
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