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Don't Become A Chotch v1​.​01

from The 2" Rule (2002) by Dave Noël

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figure out yourself
figure out what I should want to be before I grow up

in this crappy world we live in
we can get ahead by dressing up like
preppy asshole motherfucker thugs who think their shit don't stink
*cough*

AWOL didn't use it so had to
It's a good line, I had to!

figure I should walk like you
talk like you and act like I belong like you
walk like you, talk like you
pretend that I'm a slut like you

but I cannot do it, Jamie wouldn't use

figure I should walk like you
talk like you and act like Ii'm a thug like you
walk like you, talk like you
pretend that I'm a slut like you

they're still gonna do it, Jamie wouldn't use it

It's not the preppy boots or ceaesar cut
that makes me hate your apathy
violence and deceit that fills your lives

but they will not say it, the radio won't play it

figure I should walk like you
talk like you and act like I belong like you
walk like you, talk like you
pretend but I'm a slut like you

every single chotch I know has so much more potential
like mitch the bitch or shauna's bro (Cory Turner)
Lauren Johnson, what a show

Who am I talking about?
there's a lot of other people with names like that!

I just had to say it
mitch will never queef it

don't become a chotch.

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from The 2" Rule (2002), released August 18, 2002

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Davē Noël Black Edmonton, Alberta

db is a "delightfully weird" fine artist, an advocate for OPM and a recovering narcissist.

Currently on academic probation, he looks forward to his future career as a student, hoping to obtain a triple doctorate in Underwater Economics, Musicological Fractals and Poli-Techs, however he’s not holding his breath. ... more

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