This is the song for the car
that I mighta’ owned in 2002...(Mighta’ not!)

1980 domestic “shaggin’ wagon”
From Kenny Windsor,
Wood makeup on the side
But I don’t mind.
Got a case of spray bombs,
We’re going up the country.
New black paint,
I got high off the fumes

12 bucks @ “product placement”
Andritz has his class seven
Shauna (Turner) laughed at no hubcaps...
Thought I saw Anthony Jestin ...anymore
Bought Zack Yerkza a bumper ($400.00!!!!)
Cause I flipped the lid

Through the fields:
Bud (Frank Ferguson) and
Shauna (Turner) 
“trading paint” (Making out)
George (Brons) and Kaelin (Elliot)
Were (just) friends then
Jim on the hood, Eddie (Bennet)’s on the roof
Fat Al smoking on the door, (to the)
COP (he) says he’s
“....stretching out the seatbelt!”
Put out the “fire” in the back
Let’s get Nathan (Lunde-Berry) some justice
Blasting “Rednecks Have No Fun”...(by AWOL).
The headlight cracked.
Small price to pay,
Way back in the day

Push those carts out of the way
Break an axle, we shouldn’t stay
The “junkyard fix” is just my way
The COPs roll by, they’re on display
Young, dumb and full of come
No consequences, we’re on the run
These “golden years,” they will not last
So let’s go out and burn some.... (Gas)

Paintball rocks:
(Ed Bennet) Bennie’s shooting out the window
Screaming girls in the street,
Want to hurl at the sight
Ed’s hanging out a big black fright
Yelling “DEATH TO THE LOGOS!”
That George Brons mighta been right,
Chaos surrounds me. dumb idiot crap
But let’s keep our brain cells,
say up all night.
I just might have to change…
The wrong headlight.

Breakfast bombs:
I’ll have mine over easy
Out the driver’s side window
Edmonchuck
Square in the back
Star quarterback
The spot was black

Wyanita (Fath)’s there was a ball
A jerk wanted to make us fall
I cooked up a gold surprise
Late that night we took a drive
While Adam’s reeling because it’s steaming,
Jamie’s doing his pursed lip squeak thing

Unknown number on my “brand name” analog cell
He’s boiling mad, he said,
“SHIT UNDER THE DOOR HANDLE IS NOT COOL!”.
No, it’s just warm.
Your just dessert,

You just got served.


Maybe he’ll learn
Not to make fun
‘Cause he’s a jerk
He smells like poo.

He stinks around
Can’t wash it off
Cause he’s a jerk
Just like me.