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STAR WARTS (Aceplop's Fable Of The Banana's Chocolate Starfish)

from FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Support The Big Black Machine XXXLP by Noël, Young & Crazy Hores

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I don’t adopt orphans
I think that blood lines are great
Don’t sell me eugenics
For you know I’ll never cheat
Premarital sex
I don’t like bananas
Because I’m homophobic
But I’d like to try out (and dry out)
Your chocolate starfish
And I won’t use lube
There’s no free rides at church camp
When she got down to pray
Behind the old woodshed
She was pulled out of Sex-Ed again
A bare-back blowjob
That’s all abstinence today
13 kids later
She still won’t take a pill
He can sleep downstairs
With the mice and the fill
Maybe he’ll get lucky
With the prostate cancer fairy

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from FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Support The Big Black Machine XXXLP, released August 24, 2012

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db is a "delightfully weird" fine artist, an advocate for OPM and a recovering narcissist.

Currently on academic probation, he looks forward to his future career as a student, hoping to obtain a triple doctorate in Underwater Economics, Musicological Fractals and Poli-Techs, however he’s not holding his breath. ... more

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