The 2" Rule (2002)

by Dave Noël

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James was unwrapping his "new" ADAT when I arrived with my Mom's 1973 Guild in the back of Anarchy Car. Chaos Ensued. Idle musicians are the bad recording's playground. If only I hadn't shat all over his car when he mixed & mastered it as a symbol of our friendship.

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released August 18, 2002

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Davē Noël Black Edmonton, Alberta

db is a "delightfully weird" fine artist, an advocate for OPM and a recovering narcissist.

Currently on academic probation, he looks forward to his future career as a student, hoping to obtain a triple doctorate in Underwater Economics, Musicological Fractals and Poli-Techs, however he’s not holding his breath.
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Track Name: Anarchy Car Theme Song Beta v0.95
This is the song for the anarchy car
i call my own
it's my car

She gets around, round round round town
no hubcaps, anymore
new black paint, $12 at canadian tire

She gets around, round round round town
Track Name: Happiness Beta v0.96
looking for a reason
I can't find my own mind
I fall behind

I understand the concept
of truth, and life - I think
but when it comes together
then i'll know

no, no, no, no, no, no
happiness

no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no

fate just a twisted road we all take
the only hope is when we choose our fate
you gotta choose your place


The harder I look
the less I find
the more I try
so what is important
we still don't know
why don't you show me

no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no
Happiness

Happiness is free
Track Name: Don't Break Stuff At The Punk Show Beta v0.97
Don' break stuff at the punk show

You're an idiot when you're drunk
don't break stuff at the punk show
i don't care if you're really pissed off
don't wreck stuff at the punk show

even if your girlfriend dumped you
don't wreck stuff at the punk

a firm belief in anarchy
means you don't wreck stuff at the punk

if your self esteem's that low
go smoke crack at the rock show.
Track Name: Rogue Beta v0.98
afternoons and moonlit nights
thoughts have faded but still seem nice
and I'm waiting here for you

another time, another place
I never knew another face
and I hope to god I don't lose you

if only I could be the same oh yea
if only I could be the same, oh yea

never mind a self kiss
another life i thought I missed
I don't know why, don't know why I do
Track Name: Don't Become A Chotch v1.01
figure out yourself
figure out what I should want to be before I grow up

in this crappy world we live in
we can get ahead by dressing up like
preppy asshole motherfucker thugs who think their shit don't stink
*cough*

AWOL didn't use it so had to
It's a good line, I had to!

figure I should walk like you
talk like you and act like I belong like you
walk like you, talk like you
pretend that I'm a slut like you

but I cannot do it, Jamie wouldn't use

figure I should walk like you
talk like you and act like Ii'm a thug like you
walk like you, talk like you
pretend that I'm a slut like you

they're still gonna do it, Jamie wouldn't use it

It's not the preppy boots or ceaesar cut
that makes me hate your apathy
violence and deceit that fills your lives

but they will not say it, the radio won't play it

figure I should walk like you
talk like you and act like I belong like you
walk like you, talk like you
pretend but I'm a slut like you

every single chotch I know has so much more potential
like mitch the bitch or shauna's bro (Cory Turner)
Lauren Johnson, what a show

Who am I talking about?
there's a lot of other people with names like that!

I just had to say it
mitch will never queef it

don't become a chotch.
Track Name: Blame It On Saskatchewan Beta v0.98
Blame it on Saskatchewan
the problems of today
the wheat fields are a burnin'
those conservative punks must die

those chotchy mother fuckers
think that they're all cool
but that's another song in itself

the inequality and the NDP
once more for myself, i will

Blame it on Saskatchewan
friends I'll never know
times I'll never take for free
those roads they'll suck your trailer
right into the ditch
and that pretty much sums it up

so blame it on Saskatchewan
it's easier that way
a voicemail just for me
Track Name: Everyonething v1.01
ever have one of those days
when you cannot find yourself
and I wanna know

if everyone and everything is real
why do I feel this way?
if everyone and everything is real
why do I feel this way, everyday?

ever have one of those nights
between the fires of good and evil
how are you supposed to deal

if everyone and everything is real
why do you feel this way?
if everyone and everything is real
why do you feel this way?

one more moment I'm alone
i can see it's you
one more moment I'm alone
i can see it's true

if everyone and everything is real
why do we feel this way?
if everyone and everything is real
why do we feel this way, everyday?